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You immediately recognised your secretary when your wife showed you that picture. Then you read the text. “I know you are dying to lick my pussy again, but I’ll only let you do it if you tell your hubby that we had sex, if you invite me over
privatefamilytime: Dad died awhile ago and Mom told me I was the Man of the House then immediately she and my sister showed me what that meant. The whole time Mom was sucking me, my sister simply stared right into my eyes, saying without words, “Whatever
The last job I got I could tell I wasn’t going to get so I threw out some masonic hand sign I seen some sherrif use on TV and the guy’s demeanor immediately changed ‘Oh you don’t ID…well… just give me a copy of
chefpyro: chefpyro: chefpyro: It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper? I walk into the bank with an open laptop and tell
thyrell:one of my favorite things about christianity is that jesus died to save people from their sins and then every christian kind of immediately forgot that he did that. theyll come up to you like “excuse me you know smoking is a sin” like
brainrainbows: thexthlifetime: phosphorescentt: delhaizefairy: drackiszunk: toomuchtaylor: Newest tattoo! It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two. this is so sad immediately
incog-nemo: Me: do you think if shrimp die they resPRAWN somewhere else–Friend, immediately: shut up
My dash is full of Mad Max and it keeps reminding me that the vehicular combat genre of games just kinda up and died. :c
mazokhist: what he says: i’m gaywhat she hears: let me be your gay bff! yaaas slay bitch! queen! drag or die!
dont-forget-3-10-11: I don’t know what devastated me more. The fact that Fu and Buccaneer died, or having to watch Buccaneer die almost immediately after Fu.
itscelticguard:big-x-small:Pecs to die for.I want this ! Got me hard immediately…
dont-the-tears-just-pour: me: we have… a Problem my shit brain, immediately: What If You Died That Would Fix This
libertineangel:ssundiall: ssundiall:throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me Democrat political strategy
eizneckam:autistocracy:>get feet amputated so foot fetishists can’t get off to me>immediately learn about the far more messed up amputation fetishists>dies to escape the amputation fetishists
divination: my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME
dont-the-tears-just-pour: me: we have… a Problemmy shit brain, immediately: What If You Died That Would Fix This
bredtobreed: I made the joke to my brother that I needed a baby immediately to make sure the redheads didn’t die out. He took it as a challenge I guess. Ever since that joke he’s been pinning me down and fucking me silly and not stopping until he’s
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
whats wrong with me, omg seeing zayn as Snow white, immediately got this into my mind: “mirror mirror on the wall who is the prettiest of them all?” oh my sweet lord christ i am dying of laughter HAHAH HARRY
pierrebeaumarchais: doctor-endless: The only thing that gets me shit fucking arse over tits angry immediately is the denial of Irish slavery and the history of how we were genocided and forced to run or die. No, it was not because of our skin colour,
voodouqueen: Doctor.. I need a tiddy in my mouth stat… One with the piercings.. Dont debate w me i am dying.. Not dying immediately but slowly everyday so give me the tiddy
Coco was a really important movie. I think about dying a lot. Who would remember me? Would anyone outside my immediate family mourn me? Would anyone make an ofrenda for me?
miss-mouth: Petted two bull terriers today and I would have been cool and died fulfilled if a comet hit me immediately afterwards.
cravings: expels: katyamondfische: iridessence: drdawg: OH MY GOD Give this dog everything he wants, immediately! please put me in a pool of golden retrievers….. AWWWWWW IM DYING THIS IS SO CUTE
chs rally songaka my wife killin it god dammit look at her i’m grateful for whoever decided this should exist
sailor-arashi replied to your post “sailor moon crystal binge watch COMPLETE i died 3 times”Sadly Chibiusa immediately forgets about Hotaru once Helios shows up in horse form:(…………….let. let me live in this made
speedforcelesbian: me w/ male villains: this fucker needs to die right now immediately listen i’ll fuckin do it myself if i have to me w/ female villains: there she is…my darling my dear the love of my LIFE
